How do you tell a man

You want to sleep with him? Especially if you vowed to both of you, you'd never sleep with him again if your life depended on it? Is it weak? "Of course it is" you tell yourself as you remember the way he came in and out your life quicker than a pop up in Boxpark. You fell for all his bullshit, he took you for TGI's and the occasional outing. But that was it. And for some reason, you were completely hooked. So why do we do it to ourselves? The sex was ok, he was nothing spectacular but every now and then you get pangs for them. But as soon as you're done with them you're filled with regret and remorse. So it's easier to watch youporn and have a cup of tea. 

If you're reading this Mr, you're a fucking moron. But I still would.